Teasmade Revenge

Why Teasmade, you ask?  And, what’s more, why Teasmade Revenge? 

You are sitting there, in your jammies (or perhaps in your dinner jacket – for here at TR we cater towards all tastes) and you’re wondering why.  What have I done to incur the wrath of a rather retro liquid alarm clock, you wonder.

Good question.  Perhaps in time the answer shall be given to you.

And yes, that is how you spell Teasmade.  Look it up.