Christopher Robin’s George and Tony’s day out

“Why George,” said Tony, “it’s a beautiful day.
I’ve got out my toys, but what game shall we play?”
“Why Tony,” said George, “we’ll play soldiers of course,
And maybe Sneaky Saddam will come join us today.”

“He knocked over my sandcastle whilst at the beach,
And even though Mummy may threat to impeach
It’s a jolly fine game, and we’ll get Saddam back,
And set our agenda re: the whole Middle East.”

So they set off to war with their guns and packed lunch
(They’d packed sarnies and crispies and soldiers to munch)
They had every intent to effect regime change
And, while they were at it, Saddam’s goolies to crunch

So BANG! went their missiles, and BANG! went their guns
Even more fun was had than that time with the Huns
Saddam? Off with his head, and now he is dead
And “Brilliant,” said George, “Mummy’s packed us iced buns!”

When footage came out, Mummy wanted an answer.
“We can’t give you one,” said Tone and the Chancellor.
“Oh well,” Mummy said, “I’ll forget by next week”
And all Brits concerned lived content ever after.