In the (imaginary) news:

Hello all, GrimSqueaker here, making my first addition to the wonderful warm and cozy world that is Teasmade Revenge. To start our hopefully long and mutually satisfactory relationship, I bring you news that Soviet trained sniping cats have broken free from their underground training bunker, and are now rampaging through the West.

I belive sniperkitten number 43721 may have let slip his next target.