Well, midday on the 21st December has been and gone – and so has midnight – so it’s time to unveil the worthy winner of the Teasmade Revenge Fantabulous Christmas Bonanza.
It took hours of thought and restless indecision, but eventually I reached a consensus: step forward, Dangerous Nigel:
Dangerous Nigel explains his work in his own words: “A dedication to Mr. George (Guevara) Galloway and his murky dealings with Iraqi barrels of oil!”
Congratulations Dangerous. Your prize is winging its way to a coffee shop near you. How about on the second weekend of the new year? My Dad’s visiting on the first. Text me.
To the rest of you: try harder next time, okay? It’s not that you’re not my friend. It’s because you’re not friends with your computer.
UPDATE: Dangerous Nigel has been in touch. He writes:
I feel I need a longer caption for George, I did actually write one but didn’t send it as I felt it was a little controversial! Okay, I’ll send you a caption! He really is a massive prick, and deserves a longer caption!