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	<title>Teasmade Revenge &#187; Boris</title>
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		<title>Cyclists wearing Lycra</title>
		<link>http://www.teasmaderevenge.com/2008/08/cyclists-wearing-lycra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Minnie Bygott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bloody cyclists.  They&#8217;re like pedestrians, but with a death wish.  Or motorists with a death wish.  Basically, they have a death wish.  They&#8217;re so territorial, as well &#8211; it&#8217;s very nearly impossible to walk through central London without being screamed at by an incredibly angry shiny-skinned mentalist going about a billion [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Colour me gorgeous</title>
		<link>http://www.teasmaderevenge.com/2008/05/colour-me-gorgeous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 23:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Minnie Bygott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now then now then.  Thinking about painting part of your house/flat/bungalow/hovel?  Yes?  Thinking of magnolia?  WRONG.
People are far, far too boring in their choice of colours.  It&#8217;s probably because paint colours are called such dreadful names.  Barley.  Moss green.  Peach dream.  Hardly inspiring.
So, some new colours [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More top secret Boris documents</title>
		<link>http://www.teasmaderevenge.com/2008/05/more-top-secret-boris-documents/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 23:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Minnie Bygott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh dear.  I was going to post more Prescott Photoshoppage, but I got this letter through the post today.  I don&#8217;t know how it got here, since (a) I haven&#8217;t given you all my address, and (b) it was addressed to &#8220;Minnie, Teasmade Revenge, The Internet&#8221;.  However, here it is:
Dear Minnie, 
You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cripes!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 00:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Minnie Bygott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s official: political playtime is over, and Bozzer has won the marbles mayoral election!  Yay &#8211; years and years of guaranteed material for Teasmade Revenge!
But what about his manifesto?  You know, that one we found in the V&#038;A last September?


*clicky*

Hmm.  Oh well.  At least we&#8217;ll all be able to keep [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forget Mr World</title>
		<link>http://www.teasmaderevenge.com/2007/12/forget-mr-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Minnie Bygott</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[henley]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[merton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paul merton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stephen fry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s it.  Having created the Teasmade Revenge Amazing Fantastic Photoshop Competition, I have competitions on the brain.  In my competition frenzy, I was unfortunate enough to spot this BBC News article about the 2007 winner of Miss World.  I was in a fatuous and intensely bored mood, so I checked out the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bozza 4 Mayor</title>
		<link>http://www.teasmaderevenge.com/2007/09/bozza-4-mayor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:36:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Minnie Bygott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, long time no see.  Found this in the V&#038;A, in the Kylie&#8217;s Clothing exhibition.  Think it fell out of someone&#8217;s pocket.

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