Arf blarge frrruuup gnarp!
You may have noticed that Teasmade Revenge has undergone a slight makeover. However, this isn’t just a cosmetic makeover: it’s also an ideological one. TR has been too general (and therefore, too hard to find).
Therefore, welcome to the brand spanking all-new Teasmade Revenge: We Review Stuff. What do we review? Well, stuff. More on the new philosophy the About page.
Stay tuned for more frequent updates with far, far more bitchiness. What do you mean, you hadn’t thought it was possible?
Well, midday on the 21st December has been and gone – and so has midnight – so it’s time to unveil the worthy winner of the Teasmade Revenge Fantabulous Christmas Bonanza.
It took hours of thought and restless indecision, but eventually I reached a consensus: step forward, Dangerous Nigel:
Dangerous Nigel explains his work in his own words: “A dedication to Mr. George (Guevara) Galloway and his murky dealings with Iraqi barrels of oil!”
Congratulations Dangerous. Your prize is winging its way to a coffee shop near you. How about on the second weekend of the new year? My Dad’s visiting on the first. Text me.
To the rest of you: try harder next time, okay? It’s not that you’re not my friend. It’s because you’re not friends with your computer.
UPDATE: Dangerous Nigel has been in touch. He writes:
I feel I need a longer caption for George, I did actually write one but didn’t send it as I felt it was a little controversial! Okay, I’ll send you a caption! He really is a massive prick, and deserves a longer caption!
Why Teasmade, you ask?Â And, what’s more, why Teasmade Revenge?Â
You are sitting there, in your jammies (or perhaps in your dinner jacket – for here at TR we cater towards all tastes) and you’re wondering why.Â What have I done to incur the wrath of a rather retro liquid alarm clock, you wonder.
Good question.Â Perhaps in time the answer shall be given to you.
And yes, that is how you spell Teasmade.Â Look it up.